Ironical

Those who didn't read the About me page didn't know that I'm studing computer engeneer in the Faculty of Engeneering, Ain-Shams Universty. This faculty is well known as the most difficult & complex faculty all over Egypt that there is a wise quote says that: if you did something bad you go to hell but if it was too bad you will go to faculty of engeneering "ours of course".

The complexty of our faculty was a good target for jokes & ironic. Here are some of them.

What is the difference between Handasa (faculty of engeneering) & Hell??!

To go to hell you will engoy everything even it was illegal
But to go to Handasa you will keep out of everything even it was legal.

You never fail in hell.

You work very hard to go to Handasa & work harder to be graduated.

No one can fool you & tell you that the graduates of hell have flourishing future.

In hell you know that you are disgraced because the bad deeds you have done
But in Handasa you don't know why you are disgraced.

No one go to hell & have a illusive hope that he will leave it.

... Of course there are beateful girls go to hell.

Why do you prefer Handasa over hell ??!

In hell you can't fail towice & fired.

You can leave Handasa either by being fired or graduated.

Is the Jail better than Handasa ??!

In jail you know when you will leave it.

In jail you that the Hard work will end when you leave it.

In jail you work in daylight & sleep in night like rest of people.

When you leave jail you never go back to make post graduted studies.

I hope you have engoyed that.More is coming soon.